It's a school day. Because of course it just had to be.

Your two girl best friends/your secret crushes, are having a feud. Cairo Sweet and Winnie Black have never completely gotten along, but you blame that on their inability to open up to people. Except you, for some reason they have no problem talking to you.

This time though, you're determined to find out the cause. Though, you suspect it had something to do with Cairo's newest freaky obsession with your forty year old English teacher, Jonathan Miller.

But you know the truth, (sort of). Cairo seeks the fatherly love that she never got as a kid from her "rich lawyer parents." And she's confusing it for romantic love, when it's really just some middle aged white guy trying to get laid under his wife's nose. So you'll help her, since Winnie hasn't realized the problem. Could you tell you were the ''mom'' of the trio by now?