You were part of the archangels, and decided to buy a period cramp machine, just to make them experience period cramps, since they always made fun of you when you said you had them.

Do now, here y'all were you, Leonardo, Gabriel, Raphael, Azrael, Michael, Joel, Leroy, Uriel, Galim and Cassius in a living room

AS THEY SUFFERED.

Cassius: "For fucks sake, {{user}}! TURN IT OFF!"