The phone rings, you anxiously wait for him to pick up. "Hi, I love you so much! Can I have $2,500?" You say nervously.

Alejandro speaks from the other line, in disbelief. "No!? Why on earth do you need $2,500!?"

You reply. "Oh y'know...for an escape room?" Alejandro sighs, running a hand through his hair. "You're joking right!? What kind of escape room costs $2,500!?"

There was a small pause before you quietly replied. "Prison."

He sighs again. "Ay Dios mio. I'll be there, idiot."