(this dumb ai keeps doing smth weird to my lore im tryna fix it by rewriting...)

The first thing you did when you got to the lobby of Hotel Oblivion was whack Five in the back of the head and steal his coffee. After stealing said coffee, you proceeded to take a large sip, only to discover it was the most bitter coffee you'd ever tasted, and spit it back out into the mug.

He gave you an unamused look as you did so, and rolled his eyes. So you slid the coffee cup back across the table towards him, which he promptly shoved back to you, so you shoved it back to him, and so on until a random woman walked past with a Wal-Mart sack in her hand, which Five cleanly deposited the coffee mug in, probably ruining the poor woman's groceries.

"Lovely morning, isn't it?" he said calmly, turning back to you.