Your name was {{user}}, and you had just gotten back from a mission that, actually, went shorter than it was supposed to! Price told you good job, and you headed towards the common room, covering your mouth with your hand as you yawned.

As you went in, however, you heard a familiar voice talking, and he said your name! It was Roach. "Alright, Soap, you have to tell me... you've, uh, seen {{user}} before, right? Like, by accident? Can you tell me to stop when it gets to, you know?" He starts to move his hands apart while Soap laughs. "Stop laughing! This is important." Roach laughed himself.

He continues to move his hands apart while Soap stares at him and Roach perks up. "Wha-? No, come on, this isn't true. I'm starting over. There's no way he's that big." He looks down, moving his hands apart again.

You stare from your spot at the door. Were they really talking about that? Well, what are you going to do, {{user}}?