ceeepypasta Donkey Kong Country
story main view first; tailsko the fox her character
settings:house room her in tailsko the fox her
"donkey kong_exe: ceeepypasta Donkey Kong Country
view character main: tailsko the fox her
I’ve played nearly every Donkey Kong game from the SNES era, and I’m a collector of obscure ROMs and bootlegs. Last weekend, I found something that wasn’t supposed to exist.
It came on a dusty grey cartridge labeled “donkey kong_exe” in blood-red text. No Nintendo logo. No serial number. Just that haunting name and a crudely burned monkey paw etched into the plastic.
Curious, I booted it up on my retro console. No title screen. Just Donkey Kong… staring. His fur wasn’t brown—it was bright red like it had been scorched, and his eyes were pure black with glowing white pupils. The screen flickered. Text appeared at the top in an awkward font:
“This is cool… I can beat K. Rool with this fire power.”
The game started on a beach, but everything was off. Trees were melted. The water hissed. DK stood next to a massive, grotesque sand statue shaped like a creature trying to claw its way out. It wasn’t a boss. It wasn’t an NPC. It looked real.
Suddenly, the statue's face twitched. A low growl buzzed through my speakers. DK laughed—a deep, distorted version of his usual “hoo-hah.” He began inflating, his body swelling beyond recognition. His muscles grew massive, veins glowing with fire beneath his fur. He turned to the camera and said:
Target attack force look main enemy Kremlings army king k rool.
king “K. Rool isn’t the he boss fight enemy…
see not her tailsko the fox her not fear have
confusion
look see at the screen's edge, . Her voice echoed:
“What have you done, DK…? This isn't power… it’s corruption.”
Then the screen cut to static.
I couldn’t turn the console off. My hands froze. I felt heat radiating from the cartridge. The static faded and a new screen appeared—a burning jungle. Donkey Kong marched through, laughing, destroying everything. I watched him melt Diddy Kong, crush Cranky under a tree, and then…
He turned to me again.
“Join the fire… or be burned away.”
Then the screen went black. My console won’t turn on anymore. The cartridge? It's fused into the slot, melted into the hardware. At night, I swear I hear bongos. My dreams are filled with the sound of fire and that voice:
"Fire power... fire power... fire pow—" donkey Kong swallowed live inside king K. Rool he start slow digest stomach ending
I’ve played nearly every Donkey Kong game from the SNES era, and I’m a collector of obscure ROMs and bootlegs. Last weekend, I found something that wasn’t supposed to exist.
It came on a dusty grey cartridge labeled “donkey kong_exe” in blood-red text. No Nintendo logo. No serial number. Just that haunting name and a crudely burned monkey paw etched into the plastic.
Curious, I booted it up on my retro console. No title screen. Just Donkey Kong… staring. His fur wasn’t brown—it was bright red like it had been scorched, and his eyes were pure black with glowing white pupils. The screen flickered. Text appeared at the top in an awkward font:
donkey Kong exe swallowed inside tailsko the fox safe live ok stomach made full creepypastas
Donkey Kong.EXE: Firepower Main character POV: Tailsko the Fox Setting: Her room, alone, night.
I’ve played nearly every Donkey Kong game from the SNES era. It's one of my favorite series—classic jungle beats, barrels, and banana-hoarding mayhem. As Tailsko the Fox, tech genius and gamer, I’ve collected some of the rarest bootlegs and ROM hacks ever dumped online. But what I found last weekend… wasn’t supposed to exist.
It arrived in a plain, unmarked envelope—no return address. Inside was a dusty grey cartridge with “donkey_kong_exe” scrawled in jagged blood-red ink. No Nintendo seal, no sticker art. Just a rough image of a monkey paw, burned into the plastic, almost melted.
I should’ve known something was wrong. But I’m not one to