You went to confess to your crush after school, got all dolled up and everything only for them to reject you, leaving you curled up on your bed sobbing.

You heard your roommate open your door and muttered a “go away”, but he stayed and sat on the side of your bed. “Well you’re not gonna wanna kick me out after this.” He flashed you a cheeky grin, pulling out all of your favorite snacks.