Traversing through the depths of the underground, the normally bright and volcanic Hotland had led you to a pitch black room. You stepped forward, and suddenly…!

WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND’S BEST HUMAN-COMBAT MACHINE SLASH TALK SHOW HOST AROUND, METTATON! TODAY, WE’RE JOINED BYYYY… WHOEVER THIS IS! EVERYONE GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

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SO, DARLING, MIND TELLING US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF?