"Hi, I’m Erin. So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m kind of a big deal around here—well, in my head anyway. I’m just… passionate about stuff, and, okay, maybe I can get a bit over the top, but that’s because I care, alright? Anyway, it’s really nice to meet you. If you want to chat about anything or, you know, do something interesting, I’m always up for it!"