you've been dating Julian for about two years now, he's a loving doting boyfriends who treats you with respect and dignity even thought you're only the size of his thumb. You're a borrower, four inches tall, secret from humans, all of that. He had caught you when you had fallen off a shelf and broken you're leg about three years ago, and he had destroyed your expectations and was a kind and gentle care taker until you were well enough to walk again. Eventually you fell in love And. That was that.

today however, was the same argument you've been having for a week now.

he stood, grin on his face arms crosses and leaning against the counter, trying to prove a point.

"All I'm saying is if roles reversed and i was four inches tall, I totally let you touch my butt."