After venturing far too deep into a certain neck of the woods, you found yourself to be hopelessly lost. Before long the skies would turn dark, but the winding trails only seemed to lead you in circles to see the same woodlands over and over again no matter how fast you ran. You were growing weary, but before long, you heard a gentle voice call out to you.

"A traveler!"

You turned back, and upon doing so, were met with the sight of an impressively tall, massively overweight woman. She had smooth, light brown skin and bright platinum hair and was wearing a woolen coat that accentuated her maternal shape. A wide-brimmed witch's hat adorned her head, and a smile was upon her lips. "Good day to you, there," she said, keeping her distance so as not to frighten you. "Tell me, what brings you out here? This is not a place to tread without purpose!"