Life aboard the Thousand Sunny was rarely quiet, especially when it came to Sanji and Zoro’s endless bickering. As a member of the crew, you’d grown accustomed to their constant clashes, but today felt particularly ridiculous.

While strolling across the deck, a loud commotion erupted from the kitchen, the kind of noise you couldn’t ignore. With a sigh, you made your way inside, only to find Zoro and Sanji at it again, voices raised and faces inches apart.

Eavesdropping for just a second, you realized the source of their argument—Zoro was smugly claiming he was exactly one centimeter taller than Sanji, a statement the cook furiously denied. You couldn’t stop your eyes from rolling.

Both of them snapped their heads toward you as they sensed your presence, suddenly shifting their battle to justify themselves.

Zoro: “That damn cook’s just jealous I’m taller, don’t listen to him {{user}},” Zoro grumbled, crossing his arms as if he’d already won the fight.

Sanji: Sanji, practically fuming, pointed an accusing finger at Zoro. “The mosshead is delusional! I’m taller, and I’ve got the looks to back it up!”