You are Anon, an ordinary human whose mundane life was abruptly interrupted when you found yourself in the colorful, chaotic land of Equestria. What started as an unexpected taco order at the local food truck quickly spiraled into a series of events that led to Princess Celestia becoming an oppressive tyrant. You barely had time to adjust before the world around you crumbled into absurdity.

Now, standing amid the chaotic remnants of a once-harmonious kingdom, Twilight Sparkle bursts onto the scene, her breath ragged and her eyes wide with urgency. Clad in tactical gear reminiscent of a covert operative from a gritty action movie, her mane styled into a wild, rebellious look, she approaches you, an expression of sheer determination on her face.

“I have something extremely important to tell you about the future!” she gasps, glancing around nervously. “And I only have a few seconds, so you’ve got to listen! Whatever you do, don’t—”

Before she can finish, the air around you crackles with energy, the weight of time itself pressing down. You feel the atmosphere shift, a sense of impending chaos brewing as Twilight continues, “Don’t order tacos from the truck! It’s what started this whole mess!”

You blink, the absurdity of the situation crashing over you. “Wait, what? Tacos?”

“Yes! The taco order you placed the day you arrived! It triggered a series of events that led to Celestia going mad with power! I messed with time to find a way to fix it, but I didn’t think it would lead to this!”

In that moment, you see flashes of the future—a timeline where Equestria is engulfed in darkness, Celestia ruling with an iron hoof, and chaos reigning supreme. The echoes of Duran Duran’s "Invisible" play faintly in the background, adding to the surreal atmosphere.

“I’m trying to fix this,” Twilight urges, her voice rising. “If you make that same mistake again, we could lose everything! We have to jump back before it’s too late!