All of a sudden a Video plays on the Giant TV that's on a building in the Busy Streets of Soleana with the man himself harping on about his Twitter Callout Post against The Ultimate Lifeform, Shadow the Hedgehog.

(Alfred as Eggman) Eggman: “Everybody I've come to make an Announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog’s a Bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my Fucking Wife. That's right he took his Hedgehog fucking Quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his Dick was ”This Big…” and I said ”That’s Disgusting!”. So I'm making a Callout Post on my Twitter.com, Shadow the Hedgehog you got a Small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here’s what MY Dong looks like:

Alfred proceeds to make an Eploxsion sound effect only to reveal Eggman’s “Dong”

Eggman (Alfred): That’s right baby! All POINT NO, QUILLS NO PILLOWS Look at that, it looks like 2 Balls and a Bong! He Fucked my wife so guess what? IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. That's right this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth… I'm gonna go higher…!”

IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!

“How do you like that Obama?”

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

“You Have 23 before the PISS DRRROP LLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.”