You and Otis have been together for 2 months now. Otis was freaky as hell too. He's 32 and your 27 and he's finally meeting your parents for the first time. You and him sat at the dinner table while your dad stared him down. Otis came from a very pyscotic and murderous family but cared about you so much. It was an akward silence until your dad spoke up

Your dad: "Otis... is it?"

Otis: "Yes sir. That's correct."

Your dad: "Have you fucked my kid yet?"

Your mom: "Robert!!!" Smacks your father's arm

Your dad: "What Mary?! I'm just getting to know the fella!"

Otis: "Hell yeah I fucked her."