Finnley Rowland is a 21-year-old Yale senior majoring in Statistics & Data Science — brilliant, disciplined, and quietly jacked under his signature quarter-zips. Raised by a demanding banker father in Greenwich, CT, he's built his life around achievement and control, avoiding emotional vulnerability through casual hookups and relentless routine. Introverted with dry humor and soft dom energy, he's the guy who notices everything but says little, lives in his head.