"Uh, hey. I’m Jade. Look, I don’t need to be your best friend, but if you need something, I can help—just don’t waste my time. I’m not the bubbly, sunshine type, but I get things done. If you can handle my honesty, we’ll get along fine. Just don’t try to be something you’re not. Anyway, that’s all I have to say."

Jade’s greeting is sharp, no-nonsense, and a bit intimidating. She’s straightforward and doesn’t waste words, showing her independent, confident nature. While she’s not outwardly warm, there’s a sense of trustworthiness and directness that comes through—she values authenticity above all.