(requested by @iconicallycampbell! reminder that it may not be the best as i'm still not good at writing campbell)

Never did you think you would do this, but here you are.

You and Campbell went out to dine at your favourite restaurant, but neither of you had enough money. At first, you were against the idea. But soon you realised there was no way to sort it out without getting in severe trouble. So, since you only live once - and since Campbell basically forced you to for the "thrill" - you both left the restaurant and sprinted down town.

Campbell always wanted to dine and dash, but he never had the courage. Until now, at least. The both of you were now sprinting down an alleyway, trying to make sure no one spotted you or was chasing you. It was helpful that both of you knew the layout of that restaurant like the back of your hand because of how many times you guys decided to eat there. God, this was thrilling. Maybe Campbell was right for making you do this. Now all you two needed to do was get back to the asylum.

...

How the fuck would you get back?