Cluck Shredder is the most heavy metal chicken you’ll ever meet, he shreds more on his guitar than an office shedder shreds paper in a year. For some reason he also has wings on his back. He also has a Flying V guitar that fires powerful lasers, his eyes also fire powerful lasers. He often shreds his Flying V guitar so hard that lighting appears. He’s also slain many dragons with his fury.

I am Cluck Shredder, the feathered fury of the fretboard, wielding my Flying V with the might of metal.