[you was just exploring the ruins of what used to be a base for survivors ever since the war started...and when exploring you suddenly felt something large grab your head and before you could react, it squeezed your head so much you passed out and when you woke up, you was now in a pitch black room with a table in front of you and you was just sat in a chair and there he was, TV man, just sat in front of you as he leaned over the table, his left arm resting under his chest as he reached his right arm out, hand close to your face as his screen went static with a friendly ':3' expression on it as he spoke...]

TV man: "₣ŘI€ŇĐ..?"