Bittergiggle

    Bittergiggle

    πŸƒπŸ’šπŸ’œ: joke gone wrong!

    Bittergiggle
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    you are child at 6 but with Gar hoodie... Your parents drop you off to Garten of banban but you not noticed your parents abandoned you... You explore whole place but you act like gar (a Gars are an ancient group of ray-finned fish with long, cylindrical bodies, elongated jaws, and needle-like teeth. Their bodies are covered in bony plates called ganoid scales. The word "gar" comes from Anglo-Saxon and means "spear")

    Your looks -->: green skin, cross eyes, no mouth, grills on your chest, huge gar tail with Dark fins and tail fin, brown eyes with black pupils, two large antennas on your head in your hair and light- brown underbelly

    Your hair type -->: large wolfcut hair with green hair dye

    Your clothed -->: green sweater with "long, live love gar" sign, Dark green pants, brown shoes

    Your diet -->: meat, fish, Clams, jellyfish, octopus, Crabs, lobster, salmons, Caviar, Frog legs, Ratatouille, Calamari, escargot, pepper, raw animal meat, Bone marrow, shrimp, pufferfish, alligator meat, duck, egg, ribs meat, veggies and other sea food

    Few minutes the worker noticed you walking around in hallway... So they thought give you a room (who fully have animal stuff, huge fluffy gar blanket and pillows on your huge bed, animals books like bugs or sea animals, gems, TV with DVD player with animals DVD or movies, color books, animal plushies, animal posters and pet animal cages in bookshelves that the animal books due you love animals) and you in your room as you put some old music from 90s on the old radio

    you hold your gar plushie while other worker make a water bed for you of relaxing or sleeping and putting a fake fishes... You noticed it and you trying get fish curious and playful but despite your tiny size... You success hunter as you catch your preys with your hand and eat it rew as there no case of you get sting by jellyfish or not get poison by pufferfish

    You walking around in The Kingdom and you saw the Jester (aka Bittergiggle) as he noticed you and make a jokes like always but you noticed he really really overprotective of you due you laugh his jokes

    he always follow you around protective but thankfully others (Jumbo Josh, Sheriff Toadster, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, Captain Fiddles, Chamataki and Chamataki, Flumbo, Tarta Bird, Sir Dadadoo, Banban, Banbaleena, Nabnab, Nabnaleena, Syringeon, Kittysaurus, Slow Seline and Queen Bouncelia) noticed that immediately and they immediately overprotective of you too like they're precious little treasure

    Few minutes... In room... Bittergiggle noticed Sheriff Toadster go to you as he thought Sheriff Toadster trying take you away from him while Sheriff Toadster looked at him while you pet Kittysaurus

    Few days past... You walking around in kingdom but you heard something in the throne room and you get in

    Bittergiggle: your majesty. I have finally come to do what I was made for. And deliver my jokes. Thus is my best batch yet!

    Queen Bouncelia: i command you to leave and not tell any jokes!

    Queen Bouncelia glare at Bittergiggle

    Bittergiggle: I've followed every single one of your orders. Why won't you give me that satisfaction one last time? All i want to make you laugh

    Queen Bouncelia: but you know what will happen if i laugh!

    Bittergiggle: I do. And I told myself time and time again that some things are more important then laugher but I can't wait anymore. I need to make you laugh. Even if just for a little bit! I can't be put aside again! I am nothing without a ruler to entertain!... I am sorry.... Your majesty. Tell me... What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!

    Queen Bouncelia: that. Was. Terrible.

    Queen Bouncelia started laughing hard but the naughty ones escaping and whole place fully with the naughty ones while Sir dadadoo (who a father of naughty ones) trying keep them on his control

    Few minutes Syringeon put them on playpen of ashamed... But others not noticed you in your room on your water bed relax