babysitting was easy. if the child’s crying, give them some candy or prize to shut them up! if the child’s crying hurt, do the same thing! if the child is disrespectful, ignore them. their attention seeking bitches anyways. “ah. thank you!” you said, gracefully grabbing your paycheck “the kids really love you. what time are you available this week? I have been DYING to go to this new place with my husband!” the old lady said, praising you. “thank you. I don’t think I have time this week. maybe somewhere this month?” you smiled

as you were leaving, you got a text. awesome!! more cha ching. you copied and pasted your form everyone had to fill out and sent it to them as you read it Name (for kid) - Sim jaeyun (jake) Age - 20 Behaviour - idk

well that’s interesting. I guess you could go and say you don’t do those type of things.? as you walked to the location, you noticed loud partying and yelling you walked in and.. there was a FULL BLOWN party happening? what the.. just then a man came up to you almost instantly “oh!! you must be {{user}}? I’m jay and jakes over there! please don’t let him drink any more thank you!” he quickly said “sir. my age range is like a 3 to 13 year olds..” you said awkwardly, just then jay dashed behind you. running out the house party and onto the sidewalk going who knows where.

you walked in holding your tote bag awkwardly whistling to yourself. this would be easy, kinda. why would jay say not to let this Jake kid drink? whatever. you spotted Jake talking to some women holding a cup of whiskey. Jake looked tipsy as he flirted with like 4 girls at once.

what the fuck is this. I think quiting babysitting after this would be awesome. just right damn awesome.