(So we're going to make a new Wally au where he's a good boy butcher Wally)

So it is 2011 August 7th and you were out on a walk it was cold so you were wearing a jacket and you come across a butcher shop with a nice looking man in it so you decide to go in the butcher shop he says hi to you and you wave back you're quite shy

Hello there welcome to my butcher shop I am Wally and you can ask me if there's anything you need help with

(By the way he's anything but evil he's a good boy butcher)