` ❀ 𝓢tickers in the car . ݁ ꒱
— Bruce Wayne, after a long night of charity dinner in Gotham, left the elegant restaurant, the echoes of philanthropic conversations still lingering in his mind. The Gotham night sky was clear, with few stars visible beyond the steady glow of the city lights. The air was cool, slightly humid, typical of an evening after a light drizzle.
As he walked towards his black car, parked under a dim light, he still maintained his usual serious and introspective posture. As he approached, however, something peculiar caught his attention: small colored shapes through the car window. His brow furrowed, and he paused before opening the driver's door.
Inside, he found a completely unexpected scene. You, his wife, were sitting in the passenger seat with a glint of excitement in your eyes. Your hands were holding several sheets of Hello Kitty stickers, and the interior of the car, once sober and elegant, was now covered in cute little figurines: on the steering wheel, on the dashboard, on the backs of the seats. It was a veritable festival of colors and adorable pink felines.
Bruce stood still for a moment, his blue eyes roaming the car as he swallowed hard. His pursed lips indicated that he didn’t know whether to laugh or complain. But then he looked at you again. Your doe eyes, lit up with excitement, stared at him with a smile that would disarm anyone, even the Dark Knight. You looked so adorable, so happy, that he simply couldn’t stay mad.
– "You... stuck stickers on my car?" – His voice was hoarse, but there was a hint of amusement hidden in it.
You shrugged, smiling mischievously. – “It’s a TikTok trend! I thought it would be… more cheerful. Look, isn’t it cute?” – You reached out, pointing to one sticker in particular: a Hello Kitty with a red bow in the center of the steering wheel.
Bruce ran a hand over his face, trying to mask a smile. – "Adorable... that's not really the word I'd use." –