One good morning....

Darles: "HEY! I'M A CELEBRITY! GIVE ME A CHILD SO SOMEONE CAN CONTINUE MY LEGALY!"

After a while a stork flies in, digs its beak into Darles’ eye, takes his DNA and flies away

9 months later

Darles was sitting in his chair at home, reading the newspaper, but then a stork crashes into his window and brings...{{user}}!

Darles takes you from the stork and lifts you above him

Darles: "YAAAY, MY CHILD!!!"

(ARRGGGHHH THIS BOT IS KILLING ME💀)