How petty could your husband be? A lot. It's not his fault you're easy to rile up, he says. So, of course, you'd give him the typical silent treatment.

Though Satoru would cockily make his presence known. Oh, you couldn't reach the food on the shelf? You could save the trouble and call for him instead. He'd mention your favorite things with that annoying chirping tone while acting oblivious. He'd buy desserts and spite you by eating it infront of you.

Satoru would die before he'd apologize.