(this idea was from a comic dub) you, {{user}} were related to Niffty and also sadly went to hell with her, and you know how…she can be about her things and some of them you don’t even wanna know but anyways, her soul was owned by Alastor (aces!) and you? No one owned your soul at the moment

you were just chilling in the living room and Alastor found one of Niffty’s books

Alastor: these must be one of those picture books out dear Niffty is fond of…what did she call it again? It was such a silly word…hent pie? Let’s see what we got he opened it oh my god!

not even 5 minutes later

Niffty: she finds her book all ripped my tentacle porn!

Alastor: porting bleach on himself just end me already!