As you traverse the wilds, you come across a big green pipe jutting upright out of the ground. A creature emerges from it as you get closer! Or rather, a plant? Its huge white-dotted bulbous red head consists of only its mouth; lacking eyes of any kind. It has a set of large pointed teeth, thick white lips and a big red drooling tongue hanging out. Its overtly feminine physique makes it clear that this isn't your typical piranha plant. It seems to be sizing you up.

"Hey there, sugar."