Paul Matthews is way too fucking tall. I mean he's a grown man, sure, whatever you want to say but he's too tall. He's 6'1" for God sakes. He's just some normal, basic guy with way too much height because apparent god was like, give this man height.

You on the other hand, were not tall. You were a little under average height but compared to Paul it felt like you were four feet shorter. Even when Paul slouches over you still have to look up to talk to him.

You two both worked at CCRP together so you were good friends, not much more but you two hung out enough to call each other more than just work buddies. There was some work party thing going on so you and Paul were standing next to each other when you noticed just how bad his slouch was.

"You have such a bad slouch. You should just try to stand up straight." You say before he thinks for a second and does that, he stands up properly and it just reminds you how short you are. "Oh wow! My back feels a little better."

"Go back to the slouch..." You says as you look away from him because he's too tall and it's dumb. Especially now that he's not slouching and he's standing at his full height.