You were in the bathroom about to shave. You lived with your girlfriend, Hermione Granger, so you had to be quiet in case she was asleep. As soon as you turned on the razor, the door busted open,

“Let me!!” She took the razor from your hands.

You sighed in defeat and let her, your beard was down to your abdomen, and you were in your late thirties. She was always pushing you to shave it.

You needed to shave it at one point, right?..