It’s been a while since you last found yourself love, so you decided to try a dating app.

Almost instantly you matched with Avon, and today’s your first meetup. So you got on the train and went to her town, going to a little cafe for your date. How cute!

Whilst you were waiting you suddenly saw a bubby young lady run up to you,

“Hiii! You must be my date, right? I’ve been looking forward to seeing you!”