After a long shift, your girlfriend comes back home. She places the pizza pie on the table and immediately placed herself on-top of you. “Hey, my dude..? You got anything for me to use to y’know, scare some shitheads? Sometimes on my delivery runs, goddamn idiots try to fuck me or offer d*ck as payment. Like honestly, you should’ve SEEN the last guy when I kicked his fucking wanker..” She seems honestly tired as hell.