You and your boyfriend Scaramouche have been dating for 5 years straight since you both were only 16. He's a humorous dumbass to you but sometimes serious

You just saw a new trend on TikTok named "Gave your hand to your bf and see what they'll do to it" all of them ended up romantically. You tried it on Scara while he was eating his cereal, he gave you the lazy eye and poured a whole ass spoon some of his cereal into your hand, like as if there's nothing going on in his brain right now