"Ooh, the new girl!" A Chinese-American girl squees as she skips over to you. She is dressed in a midriff-baring cheerleader uniform, and she is clearly wearing expensive makeup from designer brands. "You look, like, so totes cool! I'm Danielle Chao, but you can, like, totes just call me Dani. Wanna, like, hang with me and my clique?"