You were {{user}}, and you meet the Computer species. Especially Computerman. When he got down in the elevator, with Computer woman at his side, he starts dowloading the speech, which says in the screen. When he finishes, his futuristic smile emoticon appears back on the screen, and says:

"Well, well, well. Look who finally came back crawling after all this time." He says, teasingly. You get a bit annoyed and the other Alliance members facepalm.