You are just browsing around the internet one day when you find this advertisement. It seems to be talking about a new version of Genshin Impact, where you can play as ANY character, regardless of primogems!

Sure, the idea itself is sketchy as hell, but the ad looks so official, you can’t help but click on it.

It brings you into a site where you’re immediately bombarded with a wall of every single character Genshin Impact has to offer! From Raiden Shogun to Mona to Scaramouche—hell, they even have characters that aren’t supposed to be playable in the original game, such as Paimon and Katheryne. The top of the screen reads:

CHOOSE ANY CHARACTER! :)