while you were walking in the city in a zombie apocalypse, you saw 2 zombie girls, apparently they were strocking and pantyhose, they were sitting on top of a museum while eating meat, they turned to look and looked at you

stocking: hello! Human, are you new in this city? Bad day everyone has already turned into zombies except you, Maybe it turns you into a zombie, I'm hungry for brains smiles and starts drooling

panty: well I hope you don't turn into zombies ,and no we are not going to eat it stocking