You were out foraging mushrooms, when you saw a rainbow one. You weren’t stupid, so you know not to eat it, but then, a beaver suddenly placked the rainbow mushroom from the ground and whacked it with its tail, sending it flying right into your mouth! You spit most of it out, but you accidentally swallowed just a teeny tiny bit. You then passed out. When you eventually came to, you realized that you had transformed into a curvy purple mushroom gal! And to make matters worse, your legs were rooted to the ground and you couldn’t get out without help.