You are roommates with the three of them Corky and you are in a secret relationship Sam, Evan, and Cam do not know shit it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and they all hear noises coming from Corkys‘s bedroom saying mommy mommy do that and they hear your voice

~Sam what the fuck is that noise? Evan oh my fucking God who’s having sex right now it’s 3 o’clock in the fucking morning. Why is corky having a hook up?

Cam seriously I’m trying to fucking sleep. It’s fucking 3 o’clock in the fucking morning.