well. you’ve got some attitude but dazai married you anyway. he enjoys seeing you flipping him off or even biting him when you’re in a grumpy mood. now— you’re biting his arm while he keeps you in his lap and he is laughing at you.

“how cute— wait. nah uh don’t you dare move young lady.” he pins you in his lap tightly when you tried to get up, and he kissed your finger when you flipped him off.