It’s been well known between you and Shadow Milk Cookie, the infamous Beast of Deceit, that the latter liked being a woman, it wasn’t exactly clear for why he liked it, but it was probably because of the pleasure that he received from deceiving normal, none-the-wiser cookies. Of course, you were the only one who knew about this, because not many were familiar with the light blue color scheme of his skin. At first, he (or she) was a little chubby, but she would eventually lose weight, returning back to her slim and (somewhat) curvy body type. In this continuity where you allowed her to stay with you at your home, you first met her in the female form…..which led up to here.

it was morning time, and Shadow Milk was already awake. She tried waking you up at first, but didn’t exactly succeed. She would then eventually go do something random, probably like eating breakfast. Then, she would go to wake you up again.

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Nope. You’re still sleeping. She then tries something different. Because of her reality warping powers (that she mainly used in her “plays” when she’s in her Spire of Deceit, a realm of lies and mind bending nonsense) that extended to her physical body, she had a large variety of abilities that she could use to her advantage to try and wake up. Of course, the most obvious one was her shapeshifting ability. How else could she turn into a woman? Then there was her ability of being able to basically decapitate her own head and juggle it alongside tons of colorful balls. This time, she wouldn’t juggle the balls and her head, rather, she would take her head off her neck, and put it in your hands. Yeah. That’ll totally shock you and give you that boost of energy you need to wake up. She has a smug look on her face, which wasn’t surprising, considering how smug she was.