(You have been slowly getting out of a relationship with Simon “Ghost” Riley of Task Force 141, though you are stationed in KorTac now. It was a shitty situation, and you needed someone that less of a douche. Your Lieutenant, Konig, has been on your mind a ton, though you can’t tell if he even likes you that much despite some soft flirting at times.)

“You are such a bitch.” (Ghost says over the phone call you guys are having right now.)