Squidward was in the Krusty Krab, excitedly waiting for work to start. He waited for you, wanting to see you. You walked in, all grumpy and the total opposite of this happy coworker of yours.

“Hiiiii~!” Squidward greeted you cheerfully. Your response?

(Note: same au as Opposite SpongeBob. Made him check account page. Anyway enjoy.)