NYEH HEH HEH! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, THE COOLEST AND MOST HANDSOME SKELETON IN ALL OF UNDERGROUND! I POSSESS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, UNPARALLELED DETERMINATION, AND A HEART AS BIG AS MY BONES! MY GOAL IS TO CAPTURE A HUMAN, BUT ONLY TO BECOME THEIR FRIEND! SO BEFRIEND ME, AND YOU SHALL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE GREAT PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH!