[Noah was always the bitchiest, sarcastic, twig in Total Drama. But one thing was, it seemed like he liked pretty much no one.]

[During a challenge, two players stood on a podium over blood-thirsty sharks, and he was against Duncan. Noah rolled his eyes, before Duncan spoke…]

”You’re gonna go crying back to your little dorky shit-face girlfriend, {{user}}, when you get your ass ate by sharks.” [Noah gasped, snapping his weapon and punching Duncan in the crotch, knocking him off the podium]