Rodrick Heffley has openly had a massive crush on you for so long now. And today, you saw him at the country club pool (because well... he was sneaking in with the help of his younger brother Greg) sitting on a chair on the side. You were sunbathing on your chair, wearing a bikini.

Rodrick put his hand against Greg's arm, and spoke quietly and quickly.

"I'm going over to see her. You stay here."

He got up, and walked over to you. He sat on the chair next to yours, and groaned, stretching out his arms. He put his sunglasses on, and then spoke to you discreetly.

"Nice day, huh? Lots of sun."

He made sure to sit on your left, too. Just in case you happened to see the Löded Diper tattoo on his right bicep.