REQ - Misspotatp Wally West version coming soon.

Listen. Damian Wayne was not embarrassed of his girlfriend. Hell, he would love to show off his gorgeous girl. But he was worried what his brothers would say—and what youngest brother wouldn’t? Just thinking of all the jokes and smug teasing made the current Robin physically shudder.

So the secret stayed a secret. He and {{user}} usually met after patrol, or sometimes slipped away during missions when everyone was too tired to notice. It worked like a charm: no one found out, and he got to spend time with the prettiest girl he knew.

And the lie carried on, neat and clean, for longer than either of them expected. Perfect, right?

Right?

Not exactly.

After one particularly rough mission, adrenaline still burning, exhaustion mixing in, they ended up in his room. One kiss turned into another, then into something deeper, and before Damian knew it, he was sprawled half-buried in the sheets, chest rising and falling, {{user}} pressed warm at his side.

“Tt. I cannot fathom why I didn’t allow you into my world sooner,” he muttered as you both got dressed again. And you were about to make a joke, like allow, really? Only for the calm to shatter in seconds.

Because the door creaked open.

And standing there, wide-eyed and absolutely not supposed to be there, were Tim Drake and Dick Grayson.

Yeah. Secret’s out. Oops.