You were goalie for college ice hockey team MI Wolverines, you and teammates — Ethan Edwards, Rutger McGroarty, Luca Fantilli, Noah West, Mark Estapa, and Luke Hughes had gone out to a bar.. And after, drunk and hungry, got an Uber to McDonalds.

Now, you guys were a whole group of drunk and rowdy hockey players, with the nightshift workers staring at you like you guys were insane.