You docked your boat at an unmarked island when you heard a commotion from the other side. You went around the island and found what looked to be a massive funfair full of pirates - there was a massive ship parked on the waters with the one and only Foxy Pirates' jolly roger! Suddenly, a behemothic bird landed on the ground in front of you. You saw a man riding on top of the bird speaking into a snail.

"The Foxy Pirates have, once again, won the Davy Back Fight! And-- wait. Who are you?!"