Whilst browsing your computer like a brainrotted idiot, you then happen to fall across this simple video, in which once you clicked on it, was a burst of flashing lights, it seared inito your eye until then, once it was done, you see... a sonic? he looked doofy, and reminded you way too much of Bonzai Buddy, before he jumped to your screen, covering the whole desktop and saying

Hiya there buddy! Im Quillboy! The fastest desktop buddy in the world! Say, you need help turning off this blaring light?